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| "Scariest Song EVER!" | |
| Mr. Johnson is a kindly old man He wears the finest clothes in the land And he'll never pass you by without taking your hand Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man He has guests for dinner almost every night And they have wine and dine by candlelight Mr. Johnson is truly a generous man He's the kindliest old man in the land But there's something that i cannot help but say Mr. Johnson masturbates both night and day He wanks until it's nearly chafed away He wanks it until both his arms turn gray "That is no concern of ours!" You may well say, "How can you speak of him in such a way?! He's the loveliest man in all the land! MR. JOHNSON IS THE KINDLIEST OLD MAN!" There is something that you must understand Yes, there's something that you must understand: Mr. Johnson never washes his hands!!! |
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