| "Love, The Wandering Emu" | |
| Love, The Wandering Emu Love is a wandering emu shaking its tail feathers Love is a chameleon spitting camellias Love is a whore undressing for a beggar Love is a firing squad of angels Love is a well dug deep in the desert Love is a tight pink pants and plagiarization Love is a Zen monk taking a bath Love is a bath taking a Zen monk Love is the ether that masks the operation Love is antlers, claws and fangs Love is life's wakeup call Love is Beethoven's 9th, at 2 a.m. Love is waking up on the ceiling With a hardon Love is four stiff drinks and a kick in the ass Love is the parachute and the abyss Love is the doing and undoing of us all -- J.C. McGowan 1981/1999 | |