"Greetings Earthlings"
:: l y r i c s ::
Greetings, Earthlings!
Lay down your guns
Unclench your fists
Take a deep breath
The protons inside you
Are 13.7 billion years old

Greetings, earthlings!
Turn off your TVs
Unplug your computers
Get off the friggin' cell phone
The galaxy has 100 billion stars
Yet you are where you are

Greetings, earthlings!
Take off your watches
Throw away your keys
Slip out of your shoes
You wont need them when
We pass through the wormhole

Greetings, earthlings!
Loosen your cummerbunds
Burn your brassieres
Abandon your hairpieces
Vanity is in short supply
On the event horizon

Greetings, earthlings!
Undo your arrangements
Let go of your entanglements
Except for the quantum ones....
Forget your contingency plans
The universe is expanding all around you....

--J.C. McGowan 2002