| "Bush's Alphabet" | |
| Bush's Alphabet A is for America, land of the free B is for butt kicking the enemy C is for compassionated that's what I am D is for destiny: the Lord and His plan E is for evil-doers Im not afraid to face F is for Florida where a miracle took place G is for God who I'm on a mission from H is for Halliburton, and their will be done I is for Iraq, which got licked by a Texan J for Jeb who knows how to speak Mexcan K for Kathy Harris, who fixed the election L is for liberals who now need protection M is for the mandate that I didnt need N for nine-eleven and where it would lead O for oil companies who banked my campaign P for the petro-dollars that they will soon gain Q is for questions best kept under the lid R is for all the reading that I never did S for social security, which we will soon ditch T is for taxes, something not for the rich U for the U.N. and its weak-kneed direction V for Vietnam and my daddy's connections W for WMDs, I guess they were loaners X is for Exxon, one of my biggest donors Y for yes I will win the economy bet Z is for all our zillion dollars of debt! Some say I was blessed with the mind of a flea But I run this country, from the A to the Z... --J.C. McGowan 2003 | |