"Love In a Petri Dish"
:: l y r i c s ::
I'm livin' alone in a Petri dish
Swimming all around like a lonely fish
Will anybody hear me if I yell?
It's sucks to be a single cell

Along came a germ I didn't know
A spiny, handsome Romeo
"I'm deadly, new, and very bold"
I thought, "This guy's no common cold"

Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases is my fondest wish
With his lethal genes and my clever way
We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA, DNA

"A little meiosis might be fun"
How brash of me! Was he the one?
He can't divide without my aid
And loneliness began to fade

"Baby, I would love to mate
A viral and bacterial date
Imagine what our union'd cause
Germ warfare without curable flaws"

Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases is my fondest wish
With his lethal genes and my clever way
We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA

He thrust his spiny self in me
I closed around him lovingly
He came alive in my nucleoid
Like Mary and her typhoid

We intertwined our genes, oh my!
Watch out world, you're gonna die
Suddenly I yelled "Abort!
He was just a common wart!

Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases was my fondest wish
But no one will ever be harmed this way
We just swapped some lame-o, lame-o, lame-o DNA, DNA