| "Love In a Petri Dish" | |
| I'm livin' alone in a Petri dish Swimming all around like a lonely fish Will anybody hear me if I yell? It's sucks to be a single cell Along came a germ I didn't know A spiny, handsome Romeo "I'm deadly, new, and very bold" I thought, "This guy's no common cold" Falling in love in a Petri dish Starting new diseases is my fondest wish With his lethal genes and my clever way We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA, DNA "A little meiosis might be fun" How brash of me! Was he the one? He can't divide without my aid And loneliness began to fade "Baby, I would love to mate A viral and bacterial date Imagine what our union'd cause Germ warfare without curable flaws" Falling in love in a Petri dish Starting new diseases is my fondest wish With his lethal genes and my clever way We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA He thrust his spiny self in me I closed around him lovingly He came alive in my nucleoid Like Mary and her typhoid We intertwined our genes, oh my! Watch out world, you're gonna die Suddenly I yelled "Abort! He was just a common wart! Falling in love in a Petri dish Starting new diseases was my fondest wish But no one will ever be harmed this way We just swapped some lame-o, lame-o, lame-o DNA, DNA | |