"Locked-in Freshness"
:: l y r i c s ::
I keep my heart in a ziplock bag
cushioned by styrofoam peanuts
Then I roll it in a dirty ole rag
And hide it in frozen halibuts

Why do I go to so much fuss?
Why bother guarding my heart?
There's really not much to discuss
To me, it's just being smart

No one will steal a frozen lump
Hiding amidst the fish
No one will break my tender pump
Keeping it free from anguish

So heed my words, you silly doof
And guard your heart as well
My whole, frozen heart is the proof
Even if it does sorta smell.