"Being Poor"
:: l y r i c s ::
There's one thing that I am sure
I'm sick to death of being poor
I want my bills to be a bore
And not a frightening weighted chore

Sick of begging for my pay
Weeks past when it's due. Today
I'm begging for my money. They
gonna make my hair turn grey

I want dollars, pounds and yen
Kroner, pesos, drachma, then
Pile on Euros, rubles, bucks
Cuz being poor just plain old sucks

Can't spend a dime on any things
Watching pennies really stings
Cannot have the smallest flings
Diamonds? No, they're onion rings

Sick of peanut butter and jam
Hot dogs and God help me, Spam
Sick of Mac and cheese, God damn
I'm sick of being poor, I am!

I want dollars, pounds and yen
Kroner, pesos, drachma, then
Pile on Euros, rubles, bucks
Cuz being poor just plain old sucks

There's one thing that I am sure
I'm sick to death of being poor
I want to pay my rent before
My landlord heaves me out the door.

I don't ask for much, oh, no
Just wanna pay off what I owe
Give me a big pile of dough
Cuz poverty's my status quo

I want dollars, pounds and yen
Kroner, pesos, drachma, then
Pile on Euros, rubles, bucks
Cuz being poor just plain old sucks
Cuz being poor just plain old sucks