| "Lullaby For Grown-Ups" | |
| Your portfolio's okay, there'll be no crash Your wallet is bursting with spendable cash Your spouse isn't cheating No one is beating Your favorite team You're free to dream Your in-laws love you, but they don't want to stay Your son is drug-free, and he just got an A Your daughter is chaste It was okay to taste That chocolate cake No weight it'll make Ooh, close your weary eyes And you will realize Even though the fridge is broken Tomorrow's mail Shows there's a sale You can buy one when you've woken That misshapen mole growing on your hip It is benign, like the sore on your spouse's lip You're due for a raise Being smart really pays But to get your due It's beddy-bye for you That pain in your tooth really is quite banal You just need a filling, not a root canal The baby's not crying The IRS is buying Your tax return You can keep what you earn Ooh, sleep sweet grown-up Your problems are sewn-up Nothing in the world will harm you Your family's safe Your jammies don't chafe But this insomnia should really alarm you. | |